I'm pretending to be someone I'm not, on the internet! An exciting time to be alive.
Age 37, Other
Joined on 2/17/19
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Reach Floor 30
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Reach Floor 20
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Jump out
Reach Floor 10
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Start the game
Open the twenty-second present!
Re-enact the death scene from Alien!